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                          "Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.
                
             
            
            
            
                          Meanwhile, in the real world,
                    1954
                    was a helluva year because...
                
                
                    
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                                Nasser becomes premier of Egypt
                            
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                                Algerian War of Independence against France begins
                            
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                                Bill Haley and the Comets begin writing hit songs
                            
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                                On the Waterfront, Rear Window, The Caine Mutiny, Sabrina, The High and the Mighty
                            
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                                First children receive Dr. Jonas Salks polio vaccine
                            
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                                Henri Matisse paints no more
                            
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                            Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
                
                
             
            
                          They don't make em like they used to..