"Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.
Meanwhile, in the real world,
1997
was a helluva year because...
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England handed Hong Kong to China
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Scientists cloned Dolly the sheep.
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A mass suicide in which 39 members of a "Heaven's Gate Cult" in California killed themselves thinking they would be sent up to a spaceship The spaceship did arrive but their tickets had expired.
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OJ Simpsons loses civil suit for wrongful death
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After 156 years of successful British rule, the colony was turned back over to China.
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Mars Pathfinder lands on Mars
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Princess Diana's Death & Funeral :-(
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Comet Hale-Bopp 1st spotted
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Candle In The Wind , by Elton John is biggest seller ever, but where did the money go
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Collapse of Thai baht leads to major financial crisis in Thailand Malaysia Singapore and Indonesia
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US spacecraft begins exploration of Mars (July 4).
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Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
They don't make em like they used to..
CARTOONS: 'King of the Hill'
Evita, The Relic, Speed 2:, Dante's Peak, The Devil's Own, Jungle 2 Jungle, Liar Liar, The Man in the Iron Mask, Anaconda, The Saint, Volcano, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Brassed Off, The 5th Element, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, The Second Jungle Book, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Face Off, Hercules, Best Friend's Wedding, George of the Jungle, Men In Black, A Simple Wish, Conspiracy Theory, Free Willy 3, G.I. Jane, Kull The Conqueror, Mimic, Spawn, Casper: A Spirited Beginning, The Game, L.A. Confidential, Ronin, Wishmaster, Boogie Nights, The Devil's Advocate, Gattaca, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Playing God, Seven Years In Tibet, Alien: Resurrection, Anastasia, Bean, Flubber, The Jackal, Midnight in the Garden, Mortal Kombat, The Rainmaker, Starship Troopers, Amistad, An American Werewolf in Paris, Good Will Hunting, Home Alone 3, Jackie Brown, Mouse Hunt, Mr. Magoo, The Postman, Scream 2, Titanic, Tomorrow Never Dies, Wag the Dog, Full Monty
CARTOONS: 'King of the Hill'
The English Patient
Fargo
Jerry Maguire
The People vs. Larry Flynt
Shine
Sling Blade,Broken Arrow
Muppet Treasure Island
The Birdcage
Oliver & Company
Sgt. Bilko
Up Close & Personal
James and the Giant Peach
The Quest
Dragonheart
Flipper
Mission: Impossible
Spy Hard
Twister
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Rock
The Cable Guy
Independence Day
Kingpin
Multiplicity
Phenomenon
A Time To Kill
Trainspotting
Alaska
Escape from L.A.
The Crow: City of Angels
The Island of Dr. Moreau
Matilda
Tin Cup
Sleepers
Space Jam
101 Dalmatians
Jingle All the Way
Larger Than Life
Ransom
Star Trek: First Contact
William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
Daylight
Jerry Maguire
Mars Attacks
Michael
Scream
Evita
The Relic
Speed 2:
Dante's Peak
The Devil's Own
Jungle 2 Jungle
Liar Liar
The Man in the Iron Mask
Anaconda
The Saint
Volcano
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Brassed Off
The 5th Element
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Second Jungle Book
Batman & Robin
Con Air
Face Off
Hercules
Best Friend's Wedding
George of the Jungle
Men In Black
A Simple Wish
Conspiracy Theory
Free Willy 3
G.I. Jane
Kull The Conqueror
Mimic
Spawn
Casper: A Spirited Beginning
The Game
L.A. Confidential
Ronin
Wishmaster
Boogie Nights
The Devil's Advocate
Gattaca
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Playing God
Seven Years In Tibet
Alien: Resurrection
Anastasia
Bean
Flubber
The Jackal
Midnight in the Garden
Mortal Kombat
The Rainmaker
Starship Troopers
Amistad
An American Werewolf in Paris
Good Will Hunting
Home Alone 3
Jackie Brown
Mouse Hunt
Mr. Magoo
The Postman
Scream 2
Titanic
Tomorrow Never Dies
Wag the Dog
Full Monty