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                          "Ze tightness of your shorts equals ze square route of your age." Einstein.
                
             
            
            
            
                          Meanwhile, in the real world,
                    1953
                    was a helluva year because...
                
                
                    
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                                East Berliners rise against Communist rule; quelled by tanks
                            
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                                Tito becomes president of Yugoslavia.
                            
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                                Alleged Communist Charlie Chaplin leaves U.S. for good. Justice Dept. warns him any attempt to reenter the country will be challenged.
                            
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                                Playboy magazine hits newsstands. A nude Marilyn Monroe graces the cover.
                            
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                                Rosalind Franklin (England), Francis Crick (England), and James Watson (US) discover the double-helical structure of DNA
                            
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                                Queen Mary dies
                            
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                            Ooohhh be still my dancing feet..
                
                
             
            
                          They don't make em like they used to..